"Nobody circles the bandwagons like the Buffalo Bills." [Buffalo] --Kirby

Oh, the nostalgia. God bless Chris Berman. Nice play, Kirby.

"If wishes were fishes, every team would play the Dolphins." [Buffalo] --Simon

People. Come on. Dolphins are not fishes. They are--

"It's like shooting mammals in a barrel." [Buffalo] --Pendexter

Oh thank god. Somebody out there listens.

Great week for the bandwagon. Buffalo and San Francisco rode the wave into Week 8. That carried a lot of players with it. Maybe the ship is back on course. And nothing could possibly go wrong in Week 8. I don't care how bad Pittsburgh is, they're not losing to Miami at home coming off a bye week. I should really just put Pittsburgh in for everybody and you can change it if you get visited by a spirit in the night.

"Like a siren's sweet song, the Second Chance Pool sings to me." [NY Giants] --Kennedy (RIP)

And yet, if you decide to avoid picking against the Dolphins? Well, it's dangerous out there. The number of dead continues to rise. If you haven't tried the Second Chance Pool before, it does make the playoffs a lot more interesting. And it's only half the cost of a main Ducey Pool. You do have to wait until Week 15, though, to get back in the action. Catch Miami's final three games, and then go for broke. (Be warned, though. The Dolphins play the Giants and Bengals in that window.)