"Hello, Bandwagon. Nice to meet you." [Indianapolis] --Kahl

Well, that was easy. If you took a loss in Week 6, do NOT buy a lottery ticket. Do not even leave the house to think about getting a lottery ticket. Something bad will happen to you.

"Yay! I have a Parachute Pick Available! Um... What is that?" --Snook

If you are like Snook and still don't know what the Parachute Pick is, it is an extra opportunity if your real life takes precedence over your football life and you forget to make a pick by the deadline. If it is during the regular season, you can still pick a Monday Night winner, if you have a team available. And you can only do it once per season. Then again, if you have no real life to get in the way of your football duties, don't even worry about it.