"I've waited 8 months for my Ducey run to begin!" [San Francisco] --Khouri

You can wait one more week, then, I suppose.

"Motivated Baker at home over no-QB Browns." [Carolina] --Hewes~H

Motivation only takes you so far.

"Bengals over Steelers is the 'safe pick?' WTF??" [Cincinnati] --Losito

Define 'safe.'

"Dream a little dream for me!" [Indianapolis] --Alcus

Nightmare.

"There's no time like Week 1 to make the first nutty pick of the season." [Washington] --Kahl

Now that's how you do it! Nutty picks can sometimes get the job done. That being said, the one-car bandwagon did not actually crash. Even as the next five-most-picked teams fell to a Week One Upset, the biggest pick did not...

"Always a safe bet to pick against the Jets." [Baltimore] --Hertz~C

Yup. Some things never change.

People all over the country were eliminated from their suicide pools this week, but here's the good news... You weren't!! Keep your head held high. There is still lots of season left. And lots of teams playing the Jets.