"'Skol!' to the start of a new season!" [Minnesota] --Stollak

Sorg.

"Hope Pete has Hawks ready at home." [Seattle] --Gorgey

So not ready.

"I hate Week One. Hate it!" [Minnesota] --BaumbasticBushkin

That's the wrong attitude.

"Never more optimistic than before Week One pick!" [Washington] --White~J

That's the spirit!

Lots of Week One winners, which is great. If you weren't one of them, don't panic. There is still a lot of season left to make up ground. Just don't trust the Vikings. Or the Chiefs. Or the Bengals. Or the Bills. Or the Chargers. And maybe don't underestimate the Rams. Or the Dolphins. Or the Packers. Or the Jets. Or the Cardinals. But other than that, it should be pretty easy from here on out.