"Over after the 1st quarter. Looking ahead to Week 5." [Kansas City] --Khouri

That was true of the Chiefs as well. Without a gift call from the refs, they might have turned a 17-0 lead into a loss.

"Hopefully this bus has had a thorough safety inspection." [San Fran] --Myers

All the buses and trains and bandwagons cruised to a nice-n-easy Week 4.

"Swifties assemble!" [Kansas City] --Kahl

Really the most excitement of the week was the Taylor Swift Watch on Sunday Night Football. If I ran the NFL, I would be immediately thinking Superbowl halftime show. And Superbowl National Anthem. And Superbowl Flag Team. Anything to put Taylor Swift on the screen. The lady generates the eyeballs.

Some friendly reminders moving forward...
Don't repeat any picks. It's easier to do than you think.
And don't miss the 9am pick deadline. But if you do, email me a pick for the Monday Night game (the Parachute Pick) to save your week. (And no, the Parachute Pick cannot be used to replace a pick, even a repeat pick, once the deadline passes.)
And don't pick the Bears.