"This year has been the Carousel of Stupid." [Buffalo] --Alcus

One more trip around.

"Running out of teams here!" [Green Bay] --Myers

Ran out. Past tense.

"I ain't betting in Vegas, I'm betting ON Vegas, baby!" [Las Vegas] --Rosie

Either way, you're going home broke.

"Memo to Baker Mayfield: Be a man!" [Tampa Bay] --Gorgey (RIP)

I guess he didn't appreciate your destructive gender expectation of hyper-masculinity.

Wow, the Panthers were sorely missed this weekend. While they were at home enjoying their bye week, ten different Ducey Pool picks went crashing to the ground as players scrambled to find another reliable punching bag.

But who gets the award for "Most Reliable" during the first seven weeks of the 2023 season?

The bandwagon. Even with all that carnage, the most popular pick produced yet another W this week. Follow the crowd, people. I think we can say we have definitive proof: The mob is never wrong.